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Originally appeared in APeX Attack #7 (October 2000) Bits and Pieces
Gene's next door neighbor to people who lived across the street
about Gene, "He must be some sort of party animal. He disappears
for full weekends."
"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is
prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
Winston Churchill
From an unknown home magazine on a page with fun stuff for
the home, "GRASS TACTICS Here's a bright idea: Garden hoses
that won't get lost in the grass. Apex Farmer's footer 50 footer
($45) at A. M. Leonard, 800-543-8955" [Note from editors:
We could not imagine spending $45 even if it was the quality
of an APeX Farmer.] |