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Originally appeared in APeX Attack #4 (June 1999)
Bits & Pieces
“When you are cleaning the bathroom and mowing the yard,
you are making love. When your are taking care of your sick loved
one, you are making love. When you are paying the bills, you
are making love. When you are planning for the future and challenging
each other, you are making love. What you do in the bedroom is
celebrating.”
—Jesse Manibusan
“Faith is believing God has someone special out there
for you. Hope is that it is Cindy Crawford. Love is when you
realize she is not the right person and you let her down easy.”
—Patrick O’Meara
Forest Park Miniature Train Ride (near Ft. Worth, TX) is the
longest miniature train route in the US. For more info. call
716/336-3328
“Y’all were so funny I almost peed on myself.”
—Gabby Villar, 14, St. Paul’s in Richardson, TX
“Is it wise to use all of one’s vocabulary in one
sentence?”
—Scott Berry, 7th grade, St. Peter’s in Monument, CO
to Gene who used big words while working on a paper for his Master’s
program in college. When asked “How would you like to be
immortalized?” Scott shook his pool cue at Brad, smiled
a wicked smile and said “...Right after this game of pool!”
Airline Pilot: “If you enjoyed your flight today, please
be sure to tell your friends and family about us. My name is
Bob, and thank you for choosing United Airlines. If for any reason
you did not enjoy your trip... my name is Frank and thanks for
flying American.”
Stewardess (after a very rough, turbulent flight into Baltimore):
“We have a very special guest on board with us tonight.
Today is his 100th birthday!! In addition to that, this was his
very first time flying!... Please join us in wishing ‘Happy
Birthday’ to your captain on the way out.”
“Do you ever watch WCW? It’s like a soap opera for
men.”
— John Morton, 13, St. Margaret Mary School in Winter Park,
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